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1996-09-06
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[Header]
copyright=(c)1998 Thom Parkin
;this copyright line must exist intact!!
LibraryTitle=Politically Correct
Version=1.0b
Application=Politically Correct - a true WORD processor
[Options]
Ignorecase=FALSE
ConfigureColor=clBtnFace
ConfigureLibraryColor=clBtnFace
PCcolor=$C0C0C0
PCFontColor=clWindowText
ConfigureFontColor=clWindowText
MAXWORDLENGTH=13
MAXPHRASELENGTH=35
[History]
LastModifiedBy=ThomWare
LastModifiedDate=9/6/98
[a]
a dance=a pre-coital rhythmic experience
a farm=a place where both land and animals are exploited
a fish=an icthyo-American
a jew=a person of semitic origin
a misktake=an issue
a mute=a vocally challenged individiual
a pervert=a person of sexual disfunction
a retard=a special person
a tax=a contribution
a whore=a sex care provider
[PhraseHeadings]
a=1
the=1
tone=1
white=1
[2]
he=s/he
[3]
ant=industrious insect american
bug=design side effect
bum=unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
cat=feline american
cop=peace officer
cow=bovine american
dog=canine american
fag=gender challenged
fat=horizontally gifted
fee=contribution
gay=alternative lifestyle
his=her/his
ill=not health enabled
jap=Asian American
jew=bargain agressively
man=person
off=energy-efficient
old=chronologically gifted
our=our collective
PMS=cyclically challenged
rat=rodent american
tax=solicit a contribution
[4]
ants=industrious insect americans
bald=folically independent
beef=processed bovine carcass
blow=offer positive air pressure
book=processed tree carcass
dead=living impaired
deaf=aurally challenged
dumb=verbally challenged
fail=acheive a deficiency
farm=exploit mother earth
fire=outsource
fish=rape the oceans
flea=host dependant lifeform
flee=vacate expediciously
frog=Amphibian American
geek=socially challenged individual
girl=pre-womyn
homo=one who enjoys an alternative lifestyle
late=chronologically challenged
lazy=motivationally deficient
like=not unlike
live=co-habitate
meat=processed animal carcass
mice=rodent americans
mute=verbally challenged
nerd=socially challenged individual
odor=nondiscretionary fragrance
poor=economically marginalized
pork=processed pig carcass
pray=mutter primitive incantations
race=ethnic enablement
rats=rodent americans
sick=not health enabled
slow=special
slut=suffering from a sex addiction
spic=Hispanic
stud=suffering from a sex addiction
suck=offer negative air pressure
tall=person of height
thin=horizontally challenged
ugly=cosmetically different
wife=life partner
[5]
alive=temporarily metabolically abled
black=an African American
blind=visually challenged
bored=attentively challenged
chink=an Asian American
crook=ethically challenged individual
dance=endure a pre-coital rhythmic experience
drown=aquatically challenge
drunk=spacially perplexed
fleas=host dependant lifeforms
loser=uniquely-fortuned individual on an alternative career path
messy=differently organized
plant=Campus
queer=sexually disoriented
roach=insect american
short=Vertically challanged
spade=person of color
spend=negative-save
stain=creatively re-dye
tired=energy challeged
white=melanin-impoverished
whore=provide services
woman=womyn
women=wymin
worst=least best
write=provide content
wrong=differently logical
[6]
author=content provider
boring=charasmatically challenged
broken=mechanically challenged
clumsy=uniquely coordinated
cowboy=bovine control officer
female=person of gender
glitch=undocumented behavior
inmate=resident
jewish=person of semitic being
jungle=rainforest
junkie=in recovery
lawyer=legal council
layoff=outsource
living=temporarily metabolically abled
prayer=primitive incantation
racing=operating in a competitive fashion
racist=genetically discriminating
retard=achieve slower than expected progress
single=romantically challenged
skinny=skeletally prominent
sloppy=differently organized
spider=arachnoid american
stoned=chemically inconvenienced
stupid=knowledge-base nonpossessor
talent=core competancy
thirst=osmotic challenge
[7]
athiest=religion challenged
chicano=person of color
clarify=disambiguate
cowboys=bovine control officers
crooked=ethically challenged
dancing=enduring a pre-coital rhythmic experience
explain=disambiguate
farming=exploiting mother earthhimself=coself
fireman=fireperson
fishing=raping the oceans
grammar=ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language
herself=coself
manhole=person hole
mistake=assume incorrectly
mistook=assumed in an incorrect fashion
patient=client
pervert=cause disfunction
redneck=person of region
roaches=insect americans
similar=not unlike
spender=negative saver
stained=creatively re-dyed
thirsty=osmotically challenged
vagrant=nonspecifically destinationed individual
workers=resources
[8]
chairman=chairperson
drowning=aquatically challenged
employee=resource
facility=Campus
homeless=outdoor urban dweller
ignorant=factually unencumbered
impotent=erectionally challenged
japanese=Asian American
minority=under-represented
mistaken=assuming incorrectly
oriental=asian american
parasite=host dependant lifeform
pregnant=parasitically opressed
prisoner=client of the correctional system
retarded=special
roommate=co-habitant
sunbathe=experience solar enhancement
talented=enjoying a core competancy
[9]
boyfriend=significant other
breakdown=intermittent issue
caucasian=racially challenged
criticism=hate speech
deafening=aurally challenging
dishonest=ethically different
employees=resources
heavy-set=person of mass
heirarchy=Adminisphere
hillbilly=rustically inclined
manhandle=personhandle
overwhelm=become more active
parasitic=host dependant
perverted=Sexually dysfunctional
policeman=peace officer
pregnancy=parasitically opressed condition
[10]
dishwasher=utensil sanitizer
earthquake=geological correction
garbageman=sanitation engineer
girlfriend=significant other
homosexual=one who enjoys an alternative lifestyle
panhandler=unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
prostitute=sex care provider
unemployed=Involuntarily leisured
[11]
incarcerate=become a client of the correctional system
overwhelmed=more active
spendthrift=negative saver
[12]
conservative=reactionary
disagreement=hate speech
[13]
Establishment=White Power Elite
spic-and-span=Hispanic American
[the]
the dance=the pre-coital rhythmic experience
the farm=the place where both land and animals are exploited
the fish=the icthyo-American
the jew=the person of semitic origin
the mistake=the issue
the mute=the vocally challenged individiual
the pervert=the person of sexual disfunction
the retard=the special person
the tax=the contribution
the whore=the sex care provider
[tone]
tone deaf=musically delayed
[white]
white trash=Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged