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INI File  |  1996-09-06  |  7KB  |  272 lines
  1. [Header]
  2. copyright=(c)1998 Thom Parkin
  3. ;this copyright line must exist intact!!
  4. LibraryTitle=Politically Correct
  5. Version=1.0b
  6. Application=Politically Correct - a true WORD processor
  7.  
  8. [Options]
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  10. ConfigureColor=clBtnFace
  11. ConfigureLibraryColor=clBtnFace
  12. PCcolor=$C0C0C0
  13. PCFontColor=clWindowText
  14. ConfigureFontColor=clWindowText
  15. MAXWORDLENGTH=13
  16. MAXPHRASELENGTH=35
  17.  
  18. [History]
  19. LastModifiedBy=ThomWare
  20. LastModifiedDate=9/6/98
  21.  
  22. [a]
  23. a dance=a pre-coital rhythmic experience
  24. a farm=a place where both land and animals are exploited
  25. a fish=an icthyo-American
  26. a jew=a person of semitic origin
  27. a misktake=an issue
  28. a mute=a vocally challenged individiual
  29. a pervert=a person of sexual disfunction
  30. a retard=a special person
  31. a tax=a contribution
  32. a whore=a sex care provider
  33.  
  34. [PhraseHeadings]
  35. a=1
  36. the=1
  37. tone=1
  38. white=1
  39.  
  40. [2]
  41. he=s/he
  42.  
  43. [3]
  44. ant=industrious insect american
  45. bug=design side effect
  46. bum=unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
  47. cat=feline american
  48. cop=peace officer
  49. cow=bovine american
  50. dog=canine american
  51. fag=gender challenged
  52. fat=horizontally gifted
  53. fee=contribution
  54. gay=alternative lifestyle
  55. his=her/his
  56. ill=not health enabled
  57. jap=Asian American
  58. jew=bargain agressively
  59. man=person
  60. off=energy-efficient
  61. old=chronologically gifted
  62. our=our collective
  63. PMS=cyclically challenged
  64. rat=rodent american
  65. tax=solicit a contribution
  66.  
  67. [4]
  68. ants=industrious insect americans
  69. bald=folically independent
  70. beef=processed bovine carcass
  71. blow=offer positive air pressure
  72. book=processed tree carcass
  73. dead=living impaired
  74. deaf=aurally challenged
  75. dumb=verbally challenged
  76. fail=acheive a deficiency
  77. farm=exploit mother earth
  78. fire=outsource
  79. fish=rape the oceans
  80. flea=host dependant lifeform
  81. flee=vacate expediciously
  82. frog=Amphibian American
  83. geek=socially challenged individual
  84. girl=pre-womyn
  85. homo=one who enjoys an alternative lifestyle
  86. late=chronologically challenged
  87. lazy=motivationally deficient
  88. like=not unlike
  89. live=co-habitate
  90. meat=processed animal carcass
  91. mice=rodent americans
  92. mute=verbally challenged
  93. nerd=socially challenged individual
  94. odor=nondiscretionary fragrance
  95. poor=economically marginalized
  96. pork=processed pig carcass
  97. pray=mutter primitive incantations
  98. race=ethnic enablement
  99. rats=rodent americans
  100. sick=not health enabled
  101. slow=special
  102. slut=suffering from a sex addiction
  103. spic=Hispanic
  104. stud=suffering from a sex addiction
  105. suck=offer negative air pressure
  106. tall=person of height
  107. thin=horizontally challenged
  108. ugly=cosmetically different
  109. wife=life partner
  110.  
  111. [5]
  112. alive=temporarily metabolically abled
  113. black=an African American
  114. blind=visually challenged
  115. bored=attentively challenged
  116. chink=an Asian American
  117. crook=ethically challenged individual
  118. dance=endure a pre-coital rhythmic experience
  119. drown=aquatically challenge
  120. drunk=spacially perplexed
  121. fleas=host dependant lifeforms
  122. loser=uniquely-fortuned individual on an alternative career path
  123. messy=differently organized
  124. plant=Campus
  125. queer=sexually disoriented
  126. roach=insect american
  127. short=Vertically challanged
  128. spade=person of color
  129. spend=negative-save
  130. stain=creatively re-dye
  131. tired=energy challeged
  132. white=melanin-impoverished
  133. whore=provide services
  134. woman=womyn
  135. women=wymin
  136. worst=least best
  137. write=provide content
  138. wrong=differently logical
  139.  
  140. [6]
  141. author=content provider
  142. boring=charasmatically challenged
  143. broken=mechanically challenged
  144. clumsy=uniquely coordinated
  145. cowboy=bovine control officer
  146. female=person of gender
  147. glitch=undocumented behavior
  148. inmate=resident
  149. jewish=person of semitic being
  150. jungle=rainforest
  151. junkie=in recovery
  152. lawyer=legal council
  153. layoff=outsource
  154. living=temporarily metabolically abled
  155. prayer=primitive incantation
  156. racing=operating in a competitive fashion
  157. racist=genetically discriminating
  158. retard=achieve slower than expected progress
  159. single=romantically challenged
  160. skinny=skeletally prominent
  161. sloppy=differently organized
  162. spider=arachnoid american
  163. stoned=chemically inconvenienced
  164. stupid=knowledge-base nonpossessor
  165. talent=core competancy
  166. thirst=osmotic challenge
  167.  
  168. [7]
  169. athiest=religion challenged
  170. chicano=person of color
  171. clarify=disambiguate
  172. cowboys=bovine control officers
  173. crooked=ethically challenged
  174. dancing=enduring a pre-coital rhythmic experience
  175. explain=disambiguate
  176. farming=exploiting mother earthhimself=coself
  177. fireman=fireperson
  178. fishing=raping the oceans
  179. grammar=ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language
  180. herself=coself
  181. manhole=person hole
  182. mistake=assume incorrectly
  183. mistook=assumed in an incorrect fashion
  184. patient=client
  185. pervert=cause disfunction
  186. redneck=person of region
  187. roaches=insect americans
  188. similar=not unlike
  189. spender=negative saver
  190. stained=creatively re-dyed
  191. thirsty=osmotically challenged
  192. vagrant=nonspecifically destinationed individual
  193. workers=resources
  194.  
  195. [8]
  196. chairman=chairperson
  197. drowning=aquatically challenged
  198. employee=resource
  199. facility=Campus
  200. homeless=outdoor urban dweller
  201. ignorant=factually unencumbered
  202. impotent=erectionally challenged
  203. japanese=Asian American
  204. minority=under-represented
  205. mistaken=assuming incorrectly
  206. oriental=asian american
  207. parasite=host dependant lifeform
  208. pregnant=parasitically opressed
  209. prisoner=client of the correctional system
  210. retarded=special
  211. roommate=co-habitant
  212. sunbathe=experience solar enhancement
  213. talented=enjoying a core competancy
  214.  
  215. [9]
  216. boyfriend=significant other
  217. breakdown=intermittent issue
  218. caucasian=racially challenged
  219. criticism=hate speech
  220. deafening=aurally challenging
  221. dishonest=ethically different
  222. employees=resources
  223. heavy-set=person of mass
  224. heirarchy=Adminisphere
  225. hillbilly=rustically inclined
  226. manhandle=personhandle
  227. overwhelm=become more active
  228. parasitic=host dependant
  229. perverted=Sexually dysfunctional
  230. policeman=peace officer
  231. pregnancy=parasitically opressed condition
  232.  
  233. [10]
  234. dishwasher=utensil sanitizer
  235. earthquake=geological correction
  236. garbageman=sanitation engineer
  237. girlfriend=significant other
  238. homosexual=one who enjoys an alternative lifestyle
  239. panhandler=unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
  240. prostitute=sex care provider
  241. unemployed=Involuntarily leisured
  242.  
  243. [11]
  244. incarcerate=become a client of the correctional system
  245. overwhelmed=more active
  246. spendthrift=negative saver
  247.  
  248. [12]
  249. conservative=reactionary
  250. disagreement=hate speech
  251.  
  252. [13]
  253. Establishment=White Power Elite
  254. spic-and-span=Hispanic American
  255.  
  256. [the]
  257. the dance=the pre-coital rhythmic experience
  258. the farm=the place where both land and animals are exploited
  259. the fish=the icthyo-American
  260. the jew=the person of semitic origin
  261. the mistake=the issue
  262. the mute=the vocally challenged individiual
  263. the pervert=the person of sexual disfunction
  264. the retard=the special person
  265. the tax=the contribution
  266. the whore=the sex care provider
  267.  
  268. [tone]
  269. tone deaf=musically delayed
  270.  
  271. [white]
  272. white trash=Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged